Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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