did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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