They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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