i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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