Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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