But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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