Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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