So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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