Sry I called you an 8
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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