I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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