Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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