it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Randomize
