You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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