hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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