so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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