it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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