i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
where does the pee come out of this thing
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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