that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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