When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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