Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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