have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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