I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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