Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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