Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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