He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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