I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I think your dad took our porno
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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