remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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