I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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