Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
vagina is talking i cant
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
