Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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