Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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