I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
