Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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