im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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