Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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