That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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