i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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