Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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