i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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