he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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