i think i have herpe
just one?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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