we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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