you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
