do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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