This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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