Don't make out with my wife yet
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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