the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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