hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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