You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He did a backflip because drugs
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
