Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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