Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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