I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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