Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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